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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Mysteries of Omasan

We recently see Oma joining and leaving Worldwide and U.O.F.... this incident has happened not once, not twice but 5 times. now here's why so we know that Oma's phone was seized by her mom. well it looks like Oma has regained her phone and it's kinda obvious that she isn't always without her phone... and she doesn't want to get caught by her mom again and does not want to put her loved ones in trouble, well that's sweet to be honest Worldwide peeps really miss her honestly i don't think worldwide can be the same without her again. oh well.... let's get to the real question... WILL OMASAN YOLANDA EVER RETURN ? the answer is YES Omasan will surely return to Worldwide but not any time soon..... ofc i will surely update u guys on the deets

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by Ebuksam March 22, 2023
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Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.
Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023
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Mysterious circumstances

by Ninjajonny_6 February 11, 2023
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the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man
by rk092 December 25, 2023
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Mystery honeypot

A type of mystery that deliberately has no real answer.

Mostly used in horror for the purposes of making something that is meant to be incomprehensible to the readers.
"Just finished reading Asteroid 912-JST, I was disappointed that there wasn't an answer to what the asteroid was for in the end."

"Hey what if the asteroid was made to-"

"Nah, don't go through the trouble of thinking about it. It was confirmed by the writer that it is a mystery honeypot."
by nooneshouldnomyname January 3, 2024
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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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