apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

my ass in my hands

When you’re in a bad situation.

So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.

by joewal June 21, 2022

O gawd my ass

That sound that hot girl says when you cum in her ass. She loves it.

O GAWD MY ASS IT HURTS SO BADLY BUT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

by FUCKmyASS27 October 12, 2017

checking out my ass

An action wherein a person watches another person work, without helping.

Generally standing behind the person working.

Well, I was working on my car. Johnny was just drinking my beer and checking out my ass.

by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017

fuck face my ass

An unusual response to an insult given by an overly excited goan lookin for a comeback.
Its a result of speed and no thought.

Karl: hahaha you fuck face!
Royston: yeaah fuck face my ass
Everyone: ...

by Karl Gomes October 2, 2007

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

by Angelcormier March 9, 2019

lick my ass crack

when someone annoys you and you get triggered but don't want to swear

person 1: NUUUUUUUUUUU I LOST IN ROBLOX
person 2: guess who killed you
person 1: lick my ass crack

by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE May 25, 2018