Untidy Matty

When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse

You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.

by Floridaman69 February 5, 2019

Fatty matty c

Fatty Matty c is fat

Fatty matty c was walking down the road like a road man till he got chased by knife crime

by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020

Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

Walkergate metty

the place where dirty little girls get fingerbanged

elise got taken to walkergate metty

by bigboyzforever May 30, 2022

Batty Matty Harris

When someone thinks they are in control or have more power over other people but all they do is paint wagons.

Oh stop being a Batty Matty Harris will you!

by SdjrHarry July 5, 2022

The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

Walter Mitty

Fruity clothes for homosexuals.

Not tryna buy "Walter Mitty" I'm straight.

by takedownhomos December 7, 2022