Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.

@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

mustafucta

a contraction of "must have fucked a"

mustafucta is a good word

by Jerome March 19, 2004

musty hole

An asshole that has not been properly cleaned before anal sex. The asshole is still steaming with feces and other nastiness. Stank, smelly, and otherwise unpleasant.

After Mike took a dump he left shit all over the handle of the hammer after shoving it up his asshole.

Dude, she must have had a musty hole because when i pulled out my dick was brown

by chazafor September 9, 2009

Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

mustache_izuku

A MHA content creator named mustache_izuku.(my favorite creator.🙄 obviously)

mustache_izuku Loves Izuku Midoriay, as well as me.

by Finn._.bunny June 1, 2021

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007

muff mustache

The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.

Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.

Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.

by Papa Big Luv March 22, 2009