Mushroom dance 

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

Mushroom dance by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

collarless mushroom 

In other words, a circumcised penis

Let me play with your collarless mushroom.

collarless mushroom by exusn May 29, 2005

mushroom tattoo 

A mark made by a wild and violent whipping/smacking of the male genitalia on another's body part, preferably tha face.

I'm going to give that bitch a mushroom tattoo.

mushroom tattoo by Michael Pur September 30, 2005

mushroom tat 

A bruised imprint from the head of a circumcised penis. Generally applied via a violent whipping of an erect penis against the face of the offending party.

She was a raker so I had to give her a mushroom tat.

mushroom tat by Knuckles92 January 2, 2008

Shitake Mushroom 

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

mushroom roulette 

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

mushroom roulette by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

Mushroomhead 

A kickass band from Cleveland that sounds nothing like Slipknot even though they wear masks. Slipknot ripped off Mushroomhead's live act, but Mushroomhead is clearly the better band. Mudvayne is better than Slipknot too.

I went to the Mushroomhead concert in NYC and kicked the shit out of this fucktard in the moshpit.

Mushroomhead by Wyatt b quiet November 24, 2003