ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,

Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"

by 39357h February 23, 2018

Ye mum

On Deez Nuts

Boi I'm so with ye mum.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 4, 2022

slutty mum

A teenage or young adult who is a single Mum. They have unprotected sex and claim that their child wasn’t planned but a unexpected miracle. They usually haven’t finished high school or have a job. They Love sitting on Facebook sharing posts, telling everyone one that their wrong and love writing about how they know who their real friends are because they put zero effort into their friendship but can’t admit it was their fault. They also love posting statuses about basic tasks they have completed like cleaning the house and post photos of their ‘photogenic’ kids who look like they have been possessed by statan.

Did you see what that slutty Mum wrote on Facebook

by Dr. Brains May 20, 2018

your mum

your mum

i saw your mums smack dvd bruv

by shonic June 23, 2018

Your mum

Your mum is a hot milf

I had sex with your mum last night

by Ihavefeelingsforu November 20, 2021

mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 1, 2016