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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 1, 2018
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Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila
Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.
by Sixgun March 11, 2018
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MULE

Opposite of a ‘GOAT’ (Greatest Of All Time)

MULE:

Most
Underwhelming
Likeness
Ever
That guy aint the goat, that’s the mule
by fvngvs July 12, 2025
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Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

subscribe to brent mules
by deblob3 May 25, 2025
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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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mule tool

Fryy on Uldamin in World of Warcraft
Dude your a mule tool
by Deziken October 14, 2009
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