Morningbater

Masturbating before you even get out of bed to your morning pee. This makes your morning pee super intense as you get 2-in-1 i.e. pee and cum.

#Luna became a morningbater because of #Mushu

by Luna’s Mushu February 1, 2021

Slippery Morning

Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.

My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.

One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.

A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!

by Rosa Sparks September 8, 2014

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

offset morningwood

Offset morningwood is when you wake up normally with no morning wood and you get up and minutes after you get out of bed morning wood hits you

*billy comes out of his room and starts to make breakfast*

Mom: oh my god billy is that your morningwood

Billy: nah fam issa offset morningwood

by Those arab guys August 27, 2017

Bradley Morning Wood

The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine

Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"

by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022

Pacific Ocean Morning Breath

When, in a West Coast state. Specifically Oregon or Northern Calfornia, morning cloud cover blocks out the sun in the morning later to be burned off by the sun, in the summer season.

This Cloud Cover is killing me.
Don't worry, it's just Pacific Ocean Morning Breath.

by kingsman23 June 28, 2010

red sky in the morning

A bad omen. A sign of bad things to come. A sign of bad weather. Comes from the New England expression: "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning." This referred to the belief that the sky's color was a predictor of the good or bad weather soon to come.

Maria looked at the crimson sky and remarked, "Uh ohh. Red sky in the morning. Maybe we should cancel today's picnic."

by redskyatnight June 5, 2014