Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.

Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis

by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021

anger monks

To be in a bad mood or to get angry over stupid things. Easily annoyed.

This girl right here has the anger monks.
Looks like somebodies got the anger monks.

by angermonkey365 August 24, 2011

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Chicken Monk

A chicken monk is a moose like creature that does not wear pants otherwise known as a pantless chicken monk.

“you pantless chicken monk”
“my sister is a chicken monk” “ugh stop being a chicken monk”

by heyimachickenmonk July 3, 2018

monke fards

Uh oh stinky

*Monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023