Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.
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a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.
a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.
For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.
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Get the Mental Health Monday mug.Marathon Monday is often considered, among Bostonians, as the greatest day of each year. Falling on the third Monday of April, the marathon provides a race as a backdrop to the biggest day of drinking and legalized hookie-playing found anywhere in the country.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
Over at BC the day takes on even more epic proportions, where all classes are cancelled as the race runs right past campus making it impossible for teachers and commuter students to get there. It's basically just a huge excuse to get wasted…really wasted…like blackout by 11:00 AM wasted. The stringent community and campus official restrictions on drinking are relaxed for the day and an anything goes mentality pervades. In short it’s a total shit show and every college student’s dream.
11:21 AM on Marathon Monday: the winner of the race crosses the finish line and everyone in Boston is already too drunk to notice
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An example of a Music Monday tweet...
Considering Music Monday, my favorite bands at this week is Linkin Park, Green Day, Dragonforce, and Aya Hirano.
Considering Music Monday, my favorite bands at this week is Linkin Park, Green Day, Dragonforce, and Aya Hirano.
by MisaTange July 8, 2009
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