Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015

mistextulation

A misunderstood text due to many factors but mainly due to the fact that you don't know the other person well. Most notably when you start dating and should be talking and not texting!

I was texting my new girlfriend and we got in a stupid fight due to mistextulation. That shit is so annoying and so easily avoidable.

by Robbiezizzles September 13, 2015

mistlehoe

a girl/guy who waits around the mistletoe to get a kisses

"Did you see Linda waiting by the mistletoe for an hour?" "Yeah dawg she a mistlehoe!"

by korosumae March 8, 2016

mistbeard

A mask of the gods

I am a member of the mistbeard church

by CorbinSmith August 23, 2017

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by Blazerbeams April 20, 2018

mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018