The slang term "miracle" refers to the retirees' ability to have hours of recreational screen time from as early as the afternoon of the same day they've been rude to people in the morning, whereas the behavior requirements to get (extra hours of) recreational screen time are stricter in teenagers and young adults.
It's a true miracle how retirees can dive into hours of screen time by the afternoon after being rude in the morning, while we teenagers have to jump through hoops just to earn a little leisure!
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I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
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If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
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