A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
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Milton Vermont is a quiet and boring town. Yet recently Milton has been making many improvements. Milton has many blossoming businesses and Milton's education is also growing. Milton has it's share of kids who are easy or drink and do drugs. Every town does. Milton's reputation is just "popular" because everyone wants to point at someone to say, "hey atleast I'm not that guy." Nearly all rumors are just old stereotypes. People just want to put down someone else to make themselves feel better.
Girl- "Oh, no way ____ is pregnant?! Well that's one for us and six for Milton! What? She slept with three guys on the football team? Better than Milton I heard one girl slept with the whole soccer team?!"
Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
Milton, VT- "Yeah _______ broke up with _______ and now he's spreading nasty rumors around at his school, just because she wouldn't sleep with him!"
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