ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Midnight Christyning

Being christyned by your drunk husband peeing all over you when your sleeping.

Mike came home after half a keg and christyned (christened) me in pee. Midnight christyning.

by Skinney1974 December 4, 2012

Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am

We 're going to do some midnight farming later

by Rotten Candy Matthews And God August 24, 2006

Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.

After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.

by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007

midnight skinner

A man who loves another man

John is gay, he's a midnight skinner

by Mr McMaccaMo August 3, 2010

Good Midnight

Goodnight at Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!

by pyrotak December 23, 2019

Midnight Lila

Midnight Lila refers to any time you try to communicate with a Lila past around 11 o'clock. Midnight Lila is an entirely different person and can sometimes insult you in ways daytime Lila wouldn't dare think of...and, therefore, she is much more entertaining.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020