Melissa

A typical name for a slutty girl.

Stu: Hey did you hear about Melissa the other day?
Paul: Yeah I heard she ditched Jones and is now dating a guy named Matt, simply because Matt's white.
Stu: Damn, what a slut!

by melissawey69 December 7, 2013

Melissa

A rude nasty little BITCH!!!

Is the wordt friend ever!!!!👿👿👿👿💀💀💀

Hey melisssa

Melissa chokes u cause u dint want a hug

by Gingr October 6, 2012

Melissa

An attractive female with a strand of turrets that causes her to yell racial slurs at inapropriate moments. Prone to stealing babies in order to probe them for the secrets behind their smooth skin. Dispite popular belief, Melissa's do not procreate their young by "taking it from behind" but rather by biting their mates. Part robot (usually in the knee area). Tends to be attracted to males who are overweight ("pudgy") and have slight down syndrome. Also occasionally lesbien.

Because Melissa bit me...

by Pudgymuffin August 25, 2010

Melissa

Can be a cry baby for most of what she wants but can't get or have. Simple minded and illiterate. Sleeps and tries to seduce just about every guy walking, and hides the fact that she has an STD. And when she is in a relationship, most assuredly, she is after the next thing that catches her eye. Then she accuses her man that she is supposed to be with of cheating & flirting so she feels justified in her actions. She portrays a confident, self- assured, cool, calm and collected persona, but in all actually, she's a jealous, immature, deceitful, competitive, little girl who hides behind sex to make herself feel better and worthwhile. Deserves a reality check by most just because she's always running off at the mouth, rubbing people the wrong way and acting fake. Seems nice, outgoing, and fun to be around at first, but eventually you come to see and experience her issues because she's bad at hiding them for long. A lost soul.

Don't be a cunt like Melissa. Don't be that girl.

by Like it or leave it October 28, 2013

Melissa loves Shawn Mendes

Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon

Shawn* Breathes*

Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *

That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"

by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018

Melissa

Another word for Homophobia based on blind belief and extreme religious views.

Person A: Hey come on. Don't be such a Melissa. This is 21st century, we should all have equal rights regardless of our gender.

Melissa: They are all sinners. To hell with it. I hate them all.

by Peesi September 7, 2018

Melissa

Typically known for being a sloot. Melissa's do Sloot like activities such as slooting around parking lots and playground's.

Hey Melissa wanna not be a total SLOOT in front of my parents?
sloot, slooting

by ShadowShlong January 13, 2015