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Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.
In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.
by Kushpig December 2, 2011
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Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.
Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011
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matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing
"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
by nathaly August 4, 2014
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matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world
I have Matthew shireman
by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016
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matthew larson

A guy with a huge penis and gets all the girls
You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.
by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016
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matthew malkin

Matthew Malkin is a really HOT AND ATTRACTIVE SEX GOD !! Everyone wants to be him , he's extremely funny and loves to make himself look like a nob head
Oh my gosh! Have you seen that Matthew Malkin over there!
by TheD23 February 23, 2017
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Matthew F

A very shmexy boy
by Smexy Boy June 13, 2017
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