Matt

A horrible looking and all around bad person to know he is one the most despised people if you know a matt I wish you luck because there is nobody worse than a matt

Matt is such a loser

by Not a matt March 22, 2021

Matt

A person who is a gay boi who likes pingus.

omg ur such a matt.

by MonkeyApeGamer January 24, 2019

Matt

Massive slong

I wish i had a matt

by Unasboy November 12, 2020

Matt

Matt is the grossest peice of shit you'll ever meet. He is the kind of guy you can be 10 miles away from and still smell. He is annoying and will never succeed. His fake injuries and terrible hygiene will haunt us forever. If you meet a Matt, Run!

Cameron-
"Did you see Matt today?"
Jessie
"Ha! More like smelled him!"

by FilthyAids6969 November 15, 2019

Matt

The best kind of friend. Smart and funny, usually good-looking. Cares a lot for their friends and is always there for them when they need help. Always puts their friends before themselves, even to a point where it's self-destructive. A Matt may seem to not be very special from the outside, but once you get to know them you'll want them to stay in your life forever. Usually addicted to alcohol and/or energy drinks.

Person 1: You know Matt?
Person 2: Yeah, Matt is, like, the greatest friend ever or something.

by not_yaro January 18, 2022

Matt

the hottest boy to walk earth

holy fuck look at matt

by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019

Matt

A Matt has a magnum sized dong. His monster cock is practically the Eiffel Tower. The thickness and length is the extreme opposite of a Tommy, who basically has a micropenis. The penis on a Tommy is so small that its practically a vagina. Nothing can compete with the well-hung Matt. He’s penis smashes rocks. גדךחליכשךיכךלחשךלכחגדחלךשלחשך

Girl 1: Damn bro, that Matt is so much bigger than a Tommy
Girl 2: Let’s both take him

by Bigdickrick0528 June 1, 2018