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table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.
Hey pal, who is your table mate today?
by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019
mugGet the table matemug.

Hole Mate

A vagina's soul mate; having found the perfect penis.
I experience amazing sexual stimulation and epic orgasms now that I've found my hole mate.
by JNGT220 April 23, 2015
mugGet the Hole Matemug.

Your mate

Some tool/loser that orbits the group some how
*Stevie is being a flog*

you look at jim and say: "there's your mate stevie"
by Lekdog June 1, 2022
mugGet the Your matemug.

Loo Mates

Office workers who end up meeting only in the loo because their bladders seem to be better synchronised than their calendars.
Dan and Stan are really close loo mates - they bumped into each other three times in the washroom yesterday.
by Mohit Hira August 15, 2011
mugGet the Loo Matesmug.

the main mates

an A1 band made by some really talented kids
by Chef Dat Boi R Dee April 26, 2017
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Mate Boost

A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.
*Ryan talks to a woman*
Kieran: "Mate boost!"
by notbigbrad June 28, 2022
mugGet the Mate Boostmug.

Mates wifeing

The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
I cant wait for the kick off event next week! I might even get to do some mates wifeing.
by A mates wife August 8, 2019
mugGet the Mates wifeingmug.

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