maskurbate

maskurbate means to jack off and cum while wearing a Covid-19 mask.

I went to a lock-down party, and we all decided to maskurbate and play cum-on-a-pizza!

by USAF Cadet December 7, 2020

masturbate

verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.

i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.

by deek22 May 3, 2006

musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.

Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion

by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009

masterhate

when you masturbate all your pain away to angry disgusting porn that you would watch never normally, just to vent your crappy situation through your penis.

I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.

by kcaz411 October 6, 2011

masterfate

Clicking a random porn link and committing to finishing regardless of the contents.

I closed my eyes and just clicked. I got a BBW japanese girl with a squid coming out of her crotch. It was rough, but I masterfated through it.

by Sauce The Boss December 30, 2013

Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017

masturbate to stay warm

When someone strokes your ego because you passively prompted them to do so. "Masturbate" relates to the self-love aspect, while "staying warm" relates to the warm feelings received from the compliment.

Sally: I feel so fat! I gained like 3 lbs last month.

Pat: (Thinks: Why does Sally have to always masturbate to stay warm...so annoying...whatever, I'll just play along) You look great, Sally! What are you talking about? You're totally smokin' girl.

Sally: Thank! You always make me feel better.

by Sisterhood of Words April 12, 2017