March 30

This is the day the most sexiest son of a bitxh was born.

Bro: ITS MARCH 30TH
HOE: IK THATS THE DAY JACKSON WAS BORN THE SEXIEST SON OF A BITXH EVER!!

by Jlkjlkjlkjlk November 21, 2019

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

March 30

National 69 day, you and someone of your choice have to 69

Dan: hey do you know what today is?
Mark: yea it’s March 30th or National 69 day
Dan: Oh that explains what my wife was doing with the mailman

by TheMailman’s Son March 23, 2020

March 4th

Best girl was born, rest of you can choke

Whoa fiona was born on March 4th, greet her and tell her u love her and give her hugs and gifts

by thatbitchfio October 15, 2019

March 13

March 13th is national girls hug your crush day. On this day girls can hug whoever they want and the boys cant do anything about it. Be ready boys. And if your born on this day your crush has to kiss you because your the best person ever.

Come on Go hug him. Why? Because its march 13, national girls hug your crush day. Oh ok.

by Your bestest bestie xx November 11, 2019

March 13th

March 13th is when the best people are born.
They're perfectionistic you will literally regret it forever if you don't meet one.
They. Will. Change. Your. Life. Except also sometimes they won't (destiny is not an exact science). If you ever meet someone born on March 13th, you should tell them "You're cool to me now."

Johnny: "Wow! You were born on March 13th?"
Papa: "Yes."
Johnny: "You're cool to me now."

by Mom's Daughters November 28, 2019

march 9

The snail day. It's a really good day to be alive.

"It's march 9! It's the fricking snail day! Send love to your snail from me!"

by wattopado October 15, 2019