mark

mark has committed mutiple war crimes through out his life in Yugoslavia with is big, hard jonson

mark is a profesional retard

by sexoffender101 October 31, 2023

b-mark

A person with extreme penile addiction, requiring immediate rehab, or else his stomach will explode from alarming amounts of cum.

Everyone, keep yer pants zipped tight! I suspect a B-mark in our proximity.

by Reverend Apu January 27, 2008

mark b

1) One who usually has tubes in his chest
2) uses everyone he can for what ever they have
3) usually on myspace looking for girls under 14 or at the local jr high watching cheer leading practice
4) known for not having any variety
5) compulsively lying about everything
6) falls inlove with girls that look like men

2) "hey thomas come over"
"alright my mom will take me though cause my car broke down"
"oh nevermind then"

3) "hey how old are you"
"13"
":D B=====D~~~"

4) "dude stop doing the same trick"
"oh sorry i felt like mark b today"

5) "i fakie varial heeled fisler"

6) "hi my name is anita but my friends call me MANita cause i look like a dude"
":D <3<3<3<3"

by Martin Steezfactor January 16, 2008

Mariska Hargitay

Most gorgeous woman alive. She plays Olivia Benson in Law and Order: SVU and is the daughter of starlet Jayne Mansfield and former Mr Universe, Mickey Hargitay.

"Did you catch Mariska Hargitay in last night's episode of SVU?"
"Yeah, she's freaking hot!"

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008

mariko

A sexy, half-asian girl of young age. The equivalent of a Lolita.

That little mariko over there is going to get me in some trouble tonight!

by korpsy May 18, 2006

Mark 23

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.

"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Marike

Marike is the kind of girl everyone likes.
She is also often a fan of Lara Croft.

Person 1: Hey Marike, wanna come to my party tonight?
Marike: No thanks, I'm going to Lara Croft's house.

by Miney1762 March 5, 2011