maple MAGA 

A Canadian supporter of Donald Trump.

"Why does he have a Trump bumper sticker? I thought he was Canadian."

"He's maple MAGA."

maple MAGA by Dekker451 June 10, 2025

Maple Donkey 

A slur for a Canadian

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”

Maple Donkey by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.

Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.

maple syrup people by Rogue991 November 11, 2025

Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

Maple Leaf Patch by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

Maple Dragon

A Maple Dragon is a combination of a Canadian Fishing Trip and Charizarding. In the maple dragon, the guy shits in the girls mouth and then on her pubes. The guy will then light the pubes on fire to cremate the shit before ejaculating on it like a strudel. The guy will then eat it up.

They were doing the Maple Dragon in the woods earlier, you could smell it from 100m away.

Maple Dragon by Prancer.TM April 19, 2026

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Shady Maple

When someone eats so much food that they can barely walk and have to throw up insanely.

My friend ate so much that he was about to pull a shady maple!

Shady Maple by Baldsoap4927 May 25, 2012