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Maple Donkey 

A slur for a Canadian
Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
Maple Donkey by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

Maple Dragon

A Maple Dragon is a combination of a Canadian Fishing Trip and Charizarding. In the maple dragon, the guy shits in the girls mouth and then on her pubes. The guy will then light the pubes on fire to cremate the shit before ejaculating on it like a strudel. The guy will then eat it up.
They were doing the Maple Dragon in the woods earlier, you could smell it from 100m away.
Maple Dragon by Prancer.TM April 19, 2026

maple syrup people

A reference to the strength and tenacity of Canadians, who appear meek and forgiving. In reality, when Canadians fight for a cause, they fight with intelligence and ferocity that overwhelms the enemy. This occurs in war, in business, and in politics.
Many of the war crimes in the Geneva Convention are based on actions of Canadians during World War I and II. They weren't war crimes at the time, and allowed Canada to win battles. They are now. Don't mess with the maple syrup people.
maple syrup people by Rogue991 November 11, 2025

Maple Leaf Patch

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend
Maple Leaf Patch by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup 

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

The Maple Bacon Law 

The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.

But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.
The Maple Bacon Law by E. Flynn October 1, 2012