The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.

*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."

by 🎲 March 26, 2019

Manny

batty boy 😏 🍆

“Yo Manny sucked my cock!”

“I knew he was a batty boy!!”

by thatniggamannynot4PF May 16, 2021

Manny Loop

To drive up and back down main street in Manayunk while intoxicated and shout vulgar and vile things at shobies and/or customers of all restaurants on Main Street.

Roxborough, PA has been linked to starting the Manny Loop

Hey bro, do you want to do a Manny Loop before we go to the party?

by DipsetBuhls November 29, 2011

Mannie

Mannie is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She will treat you in a way no one has ever treated you before. She is honestly one of a kind and you will never find anyone else like her. She craves her other half's attention. She is beautiful, amazing and kind. Make sure to feed her often or she'll be MAD :)

Mannie is so cool

by jhxwlett November 20, 2020

Manny

A obese little boy that is 8 years old and loves to watch gay p0rn.

My brother Manny is very gay. A boy that is stoopid.

by uglyfathoe May 12, 2020

Poonany manny

A guy that is amazing looking, gets all the girls wet and gets a lot of pussy. Usually good at anything he tries

"Wow them girls panties are already on the ground!"
"He must be poonany manny"

by Anon303 January 22, 2015

Manny

Manny is a short person who never grew since kindergarten but he does have the fattest ass. He’s also Mexican and loves to talk about his ex

Hey manny your short and still like your ex

by Lane blaine April 25, 2025