Magpied

One of the days where you glimpse a single magpie around you on a certain day which you plan something. Then it all goes horrifically wrong and corrupted and you feel totally screwed.

"I saw a magpie earlier, before my maths exam... I totally failed"

"MAGPIED SUKA!!!!"

by MAGPIED!!! July 14, 2005

Magpie

A sexual act in which a man creates a creampie inside of another mans rectum, then slurps the creampie out and snowball/babybird/spits it into the receiving man's mouth.

Things became very awkward once Brent asked Jamie if he would magpie him later.

by Shifty BM December 20, 2009

maimie

A feisty fat cat who's attacks you if you rug her/his stomach (reffering to a cat)

Boy1:That cat is a Maimie!

by Maimie August 22, 2017

Maggie

A fat Bagel, yes BAGEL. You put cream cheese on it and everything. Except it's fat.

Laura: "What did you have for breakfast today, Tiff?"
Tiffany: A Maggie.
Laura: TFFFFF?

by _ThatOneGirl_ August 28, 2018

Maggie

A Girl who's kind of a bitch, but she's okay.

God, why is Maggie such an ass?

by GayPeanut October 4, 2018

Maggie

a bitch

Bro stop being such a Maggie.

by bargerynicole May 16, 2019

Maggie

A girl who can be sweet and nice when she wants but is always a PIG! She stacks pieces of cake on top of each other and swallows it whole, without chewing! She wants everything her way but in her heart there is a little bit of niceness for others.

"Did you see her take all those cookies? Ugh she's such a Maggie!"

Person: Why don't we color this in purple?
Maggie: NO! I WANT IT PINK OK!!!! MAKE IT PINK!!!!!!!
Person in mind: Ugh, she's such a maggie, her name fits perfectly!

by Person_123 April 4, 2011