Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick

She gave me tge backwards tornado.

by Animosus May 6, 2018

Backwards Jobby

An adventurous jobby performed sat backwards with your external genitals facing the cistern.

Has the downside of leaving the bowl in a mess, depending on anatomy and toilet style.

But also clearly the upsides of taking a fresh approach to a daily activity and having somewhere to rest your elbows without having red marks on your knees.

“I’m feeling reckless, I might go and do a backwards jobby.”

“Don’t you go doing a backwards Jobby downstairs”

by D A V É August 8, 2018

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019

Backwards bow

The opposite of a forwards bow, done in respect. A backwards bow is a bend back in a disrespect motion to say fuck off

“Yo Britney is coming backwards bow that bitch”

by Real Nickname June 20, 2019

Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick

“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 19, 2019

Backwards toolbelt

When a male tradie is working at a male homosexuals house, and the homosexual is watching way too intensely.

Mate, I had a job today and had to pull out the old backwards toolbelt.

by Mad goat January 29, 2020