Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013

The Meme Machine

A 2006 flip phone with present day memes

Black Nigga: YO NIGGA YOU GOT THE MEME MACHINE? THAT SHIT MOTOROLA?
You: Ohyis

by TheAlaskanButter October 2, 2016

Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018

Myki top-up machine

The ultimate insult to completely and utterly destroy someone in any argument.

Guy 1-"Imma beat you up"
Guy 2- "You look like a myki top-up machine"
Guy 1- *Commits suicide*

by mr myki August 12, 2018

deus flex machina

A term to be used whenever flex tape can be used to fix something unusual in a particular situation.

Your boat broke in half?
You fixed it only using flex tape?
"deus flex machina"

by Rogue_Baron February 26, 2019

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio

This clock is a cube shape and beeps.

Sony dream-machine 1989 clock radio: beep beep

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 20, 2019

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020