how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021

Mani

the cutest person alive and he belongs to maryjane

jose:wow mani’s such a cutie
maryjane: i know and hes all mine

by Honey412 June 21, 2021

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

ive never been to a 7-11... in how many years...

The quote that PSZR (Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach) likes to use the most. Claiming he wasn't at the back of the 7-11 trying to meet up with someone.

ive never been to a 7-11... in how many years... aka When your trying to deny the very obvious allegations used against you.

by Vengeance_💀 February 25, 2026