by Cam am savage February 27, 2023
Get the Mosquito gang mug.Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.
by Jarbs December 22, 2012
Get the Rowdy Moses mug.The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021
Get the The Most Dangerous Game mug.Over analyzing something that usually doesn't need much thought; looking too far into circumstantial possibilities.
Worrying about who your third string QB is when you have a pro bowl starter is just Circumcizing The Mosquito a little bit.
by billythekid9797 October 2, 2016
Get the Circumcizing The Mosquito mug.(also abbreviated to TGM) a very popular fanfic on AO3 within the SMZS fandom written by HackedByAwriter.
This fic depicts the main characters of SMZS in an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers, slow-burn, fake-marriage-plot-centred, Royalty/Fantasy Alternate Universe setting inspired by ancient and medieval Indian (and perhaps Middle Eastern) culture. Some would even go as far as to say the world building with its unique take on language, non-cishet conforming societal conventions and general aesthetic is on par with Tolkien's own. Complete with poetry and a dynamic array of characters that span across the LGBTQ+ community, the fic has filled a hole in many in terms of good representation.
Ever since its first update it has generated a fanbase of its own, with readers eagerly awaiting every Friday for a new update. Readers/fans of this fic have a strange affinity for sun/moon imagery, velvet plum curtains, blindfolds, white roses, the numbers three and thirteen, Taylor Swift and Arjit Singh songs.
The number of planned chapters also keeps getting increased from time to time by the author, and honestly the micro-fandom is thriving and are eagerly awaiting for the fic to one day be properly published.
This fic depicts the main characters of SMZS in an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers, slow-burn, fake-marriage-plot-centred, Royalty/Fantasy Alternate Universe setting inspired by ancient and medieval Indian (and perhaps Middle Eastern) culture. Some would even go as far as to say the world building with its unique take on language, non-cishet conforming societal conventions and general aesthetic is on par with Tolkien's own. Complete with poetry and a dynamic array of characters that span across the LGBTQ+ community, the fic has filled a hole in many in terms of good representation.
Ever since its first update it has generated a fanbase of its own, with readers eagerly awaiting every Friday for a new update. Readers/fans of this fic have a strange affinity for sun/moon imagery, velvet plum curtains, blindfolds, white roses, the numbers three and thirteen, Taylor Swift and Arjit Singh songs.
The number of planned chapters also keeps getting increased from time to time by the author, and honestly the micro-fandom is thriving and are eagerly awaiting for the fic to one day be properly published.
by kartiksinghtripathi January 21, 2021
Get the The Glass Mosaic mug.1) Direct decendants from the line of Eld. The last bloodline to survive from the long ago Gunslingers(the keepers of peace, the protectors, earth guardians). Some say St. Michael himself requested these souls to help lead God's army, but God blessed mortal man by turning them into human form (if one could call any Moser a mere "human"). As of today, there are four Moser males from the REAL bloodline alive. May they save us all.
2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.
3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
2) Extremely talented. Having the strength of a thousand men. Ninja-like reflexes. Superior intelligence. Warriors of the light. All knowing. Righteous.
3) To make extremely complex tasks appear effortless.
"If only Moser was here...all those people wouldn't of died."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
"Damn...his draw was like lighting...it's almost like he has a hand of a Moser!"
"Wow. He sure Moser'd that entire S.W.A.T. team."
"Last nights winner on Jeporady sure Moser'd his oppenents."
"If only Bush had some Moser in him...we would have won the war by now."
"If I was Moser enough, I'd fight you right now."
by Roland Deschain December 14, 2008
Get the Moser mug.8.8 pounds of fuck your shit, the Mosin-Nagant was designed in 1891 by Captain Sergei Mosin and Leon Nagant. This bad ass mother fucker has a grand total of 25 parts, and only 12 are actually required for it to function. With a butt plate made of pure skull crushing steel and a bayonet as long as your arm, this son of a dog fucking bitch was made to kill from end to end, and did I forget to mention that this fuckers bayonet makes Shaquille O'Neals dick look like a mother fucking tic tac. This bad fuck has been used by everyone from the Viet Cong to the mother fucking United god damn States of ass murdering America. This rifle was made for ass fucking, and now, over 100 years after they were first produced you can still find them on battlefields everywhere, still fucking asses. "Why are these ancient as fuck rifles still fucking asses" you may be wondering, well wonder no more ass bag, because I'll tell your bitch ass, it's because this fucker runs about $130, that's fucking right cock monger, this bastard costs less than a tank of gas in the big ass mother fucking truck any owner of this fucker must own. Best of all the ammo for this costs less than that hooker you're about to call, because you're a mother fucking Soviet now, and Soviets fuck hookers and drink vodka, so buy some fucking vodka you little bitch!
Jim: "Hey I need a gun that will fuck shit up no matter where I am, no matter what condition I'm in, but I've only got $300"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"
by 130 pounds of fuck you October 18, 2014
Get the Mosin-Nagant mug.