mockname

A nickname, but intended to mock the person/place/thing.

Tiger Woods now has the mocknames "Lion Woods" and "Cheetah Woods".

When the Browns moved to Baltimore, Ravens fans started calling Cleveland "C-leave-land".

by jevanyn December 14, 2009

mockumentary

A movie that is in the style of a documentary. It is normally a paradoy on a genre of films.

Spinal Tap is the best mockumentary of all times.

by Frankthetank August 30, 2003

mocker

(n) When a young man extends the index, middle finger and pinky of his hand in the presence of a naked MILF. He then inserts the index and middle finger in to the "pink" and the pinky finger in to the "stink" of said MILF.

So I was bangin' Sandy's mom last night, and I pulled out and mockered the shit out of her.

by Bennett H September 12, 2006

mocker

shocker for a man:
it's when you make a 'o' shape with your first 3 fingers and your thumb, and have your pinky sticking out.
you then give the penis a handjob like motion with the 'o' shape and pop the pinky in the ass, making a popping sound.

I'm not usually homosexual, but i'd give him the mocker...

by Jabari October 17, 2004

Mocketdogs

Shoes that resemble the brand Rocketdogs, but are the generic brand.

Rick: I love your Rocketdogs!
Nalia: Oh thanks, I got these at Target. They're my mocketdogs.

by RickRickRick February 22, 2009

mocking my beans

Having someone scoff and doubt your intellegence out of turn or with no knowledge of the subject.

When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"

by luckylittleme June 18, 2009

mockstache

noun: a mustache that one has only to be joking around or belittling something or someone, hence the word mockery intertwined with mustache.

Person 1: Dude, I was trimming up my beard and decided to try out the mockstache.
Person 2: Nice man, it definitely plays.

or

Room 201 has the Mockstache Special, but they're only having them for a limited time.

by CheckMate Trellis February 26, 2010