Michael Scott

The realest person known to man. King Real.

I'm Michael Scott real.

by cman2369 August 3, 2011

Michael Crichton'd

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.

Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!

by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010

Michael

A kick-ass person that you can always trust. It might take some time for you to get to know him, but once you become friends, you'll never regret it. And if you miss out on that opportunity, you should get shot in the foot for being a total dumb ass for ruining a chance to know such an awesome guy. A bit of a dork sometimes, but in a good way that'll make you smile, especially when you've been feeling down or have had a bad day. You always know that he'll listen when you need someone and even if he doesn't like to admit it, he cares enough to kick your ass when you need some good, old fashioned tough love (or have just been being emo). Of course, that doesn't mean he can't be a softy sometimes, too. His loyalty is unquestionable and he has great morals that makes most guys look like douchebags (not that that's hard, really xD). Absolutely hilarious and has a great smile whether he believes it or not and can literally make you choke on your drink trying not to laugh. He's just an awesome guy, a bad ass friend, and someone you'd never forget once you've known him. Honestly, he's cool enough for you to want to be an older brother and even in the worst of moods he's way cooler than almost anyone else on this planet.

And if you don't believe it, you can suck it because the proof is in the pudding.

Psh, example not needed for Michael, bitch. ;D

by ChokingonSprite July 5, 2011

michaela

one of the best girls you will ever meet! she is drop dead gorgeous, smart, caring, athletic. she has an amazing body and has an amazing personality and whenever she's around you always have a good time. even though sometimes she brings herself down she always finds a way to get back on her feet! any guy would be lucky to have her. she doesn't mind taking risks and will do anything for an adventure. you can always trust her. but if you annoy her too much, consider yourself gone from her life.anyone would be lucky to meet a girl like michaela.

dude1: yo, who is that girl
dude 2: oh, that's michaela. she is so damn gorgeous!!!

by checo.m08 October 13, 2018

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Michael

the dad from cloudy with a chance of meat balls. only forehead no eyes.

michael is a big dude. it is a type of dude that looks cool, kinda like a cavemen. has a big head cant really see his eyes

by yrncudz October 15, 2019

Michael Jackson'd

When you can't keep your seat
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!

The men and women at the club who were Michael Jackson'd
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!

by Joy Dancer December 10, 2012