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ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out
Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.
by Idk hi April 1, 2018
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Midnight Farming

midnight farming- is to steal Marijuana from someones field or home, it can also mean to pick Psychedelic Mushroom but this is done from 11:30pm to 4:30am
We 're going to do some midnight farming later
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Midnight Milk

get a glass of milk and put a healthy load in it and put it in your refridgerator. Have some friends come over and ask any if they want a drink. Give them a drink and say you only have a glass of milk leftover for one person. Give them the Midnight Milk and laugh when there done.
So Ethan and Zach came over last night and I gave Ethan the Ol' Midnight Milk ha the fag didnt even know either!
by Allen Pankovich December 30, 2008
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Midnight Madness

An alcoholic shot consisting of 2 parts absinthe, 1 part Nyquil. Midnight madness refers to both an annual collegiate pep-rally gathering which occurs at midnight on many college campuses, and in this case refers to college students drinking Nyquil, a nighttime ailment preventative, combined with a wormwood and thujone based alcohol that can cause hallucinations and temporary cranial madness.
Give me a MIDNIGHT MADNESS shot, bro.
by Hermanos March 1, 2011
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Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.
Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..
by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011
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Midnight Snackage

In a sexual manner, the act of eating a glazed potato or a cum covered piece of shit, fresh out of the anus of a male/female whom you just blew your wad into.
See glazed potato for more specific definition.
After fucking my girlfriend in the ass, she brought me some midnight snackage from our previous encounter.
by Michael Pilnetti August 23, 2007
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midnight skinner

by Mr McMaccaMo August 3, 2010
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