Microwave solution

A quick and easy solution

The team need a solution for the hiring problem . A microwave solution would be to use an external bureau

by Dan Dargan January 16, 2020

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

Microwave

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

wow my gf is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM like a microwave

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

microwaved

Uncooked, wont cook, never cooks.

Micheal is microwaved bruv

by michealsuxs April 17, 2024