I was wondering how much of a real lawyer are you. Are you real as in professional, or real as in concrete matter?
by KaisertheChad November 24, 2022
Get the Concrete Mattermug. Something Haley Dunphy from Modern Family said that is hilarious and true. Hot people will not be overlooked!
“omg fuck that guy Tom. Why does he have to be l so hot?
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
Hot shaming isn’t cool dude… Hot Lives Matter.
by HotTom November 19, 2022
Get the hot lives mattermug. The motto behind Facebook Dating, the only dating app that encourages and endorses Bot/Human relationships.
by public2 November 12, 2022
Get the Bot lives matter, bot love mattersmug. “Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”
by subtronic October 11, 2018
Get the Splatter the mattermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
Get the Your Well Being Does Not Matter To Memug. So... If I were to say the if the method by which tabs are being kept on me isn't volunteered I am going to light a day care on fire... And you didn't volunteer the information I required... If I burned down the day care... That would be on the people keeping tabs on me, correct? I don't think you would agree with that. But if YOU say if you don't leave the area... We're going to bomb it with you in it... And that's not our fault... Because we told you what you need to do to not get bombed... So that's on the people we intended to bomb? It's the exact same argument. Except I'm the bad guy in the first scenario and you're the good guy in the latter. You see how that works? You've subscribed to a moral system where no matter what you do you're never the bad guy. You're doing your little ritual so everything you do is kosher.
Hym "Nope. Doesn't matter. If you blow up children, it doesn't matter that you told them to leave the area. You're the one who pressed the button. It demonstrates that you value retribution more than you value child lives. Which renders your claim to moral superiority illusory. And like sex with a retard in a group home, if it wouldn't fly for me then it shouldn't. The DIFFERENCE between you and I is that I don't claim to be morally superior to everyone and then explode children. At least I admit I'm the bad guy. And I actually haven't killed any kids yet. You're also not the arbiter of who bares responsibility for actions. 'I'm doimg this thing but THAT FUCKING GUY IS TO BLAME' he says. That's hilarious! It's totally coming full circle on this one!"
by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Get the Doesn't Mattermug. A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).
by Term Definer March 30, 2024
Get the Jordan Mattermug.