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Mariah Carey

An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...

She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
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mariah elizabeth larson

Mariah is the most beautiful,caring,loving and the most sexiest woman in the world. she has one man who can tame her.
fuck mariah elizabeth larson is so hot,
yea but her nigga kills people who talk to her
by mariahs nigga July 20, 2022
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Mariah decker

Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.
She's got that Mariah decker vibe going
by Lonewolf _alphawolf July 5, 2022
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Mariah Jane

Mariah Jane a lil stinky but damn she loves Jace
by Fartmaster27 September 1, 2022
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Mariah

Insane crazy will fuck you while slitting your throat
She's is a Mariah Run
by Sandwhichcreator September 11, 2022
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mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
by grs! November 4, 2022
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Mariah

THE SHIT!!! mariah is funny as hell. i can’t even put into words how amazing this person is. once you meet your mariah you won’t need any other friends. she’s super trustworthy, supportive, sweet, beautiful, any good word you can think of to describe someone fits with Mariah.
Omg, I was talking to Mariah the other day and we were laughing so hard we were crying!
by randonumber1 April 25, 2022
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