Lobster rolling

Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.

I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.

by UrbanWriterMaster December 04, 2020

Lobster bisque

Stinky vag

Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.

by The block jenny came from February 15, 2022

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 26, 2016

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 02, 2018

larry lobster

amazing person

memeable

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster

by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022

Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 29, 2017