Trojan Loaf

Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.

Yo I Trojan loafed the women’s restroom.

by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020

Park a loaf

To take a shit

Greg "where the Fuck is Jim" Dan "he's just went to park a loaf"

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

golden loaf

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.

When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".

by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

christmas loaf

The product of you shitting your pants.

I got drunk after a good meal, so i made some Christmas Loaf. In my pants

by Gabriel84 April 18, 2015

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

Rusty loaf

A sexual act involving the production of baked goods following the excessive consumption of raw ginger, Typically involving an oven door, loaf tray and Filipino prostitute.

What are your plans this weekend Jim?
Going to see if I can find a nice Filipino lady that's keen in a rusty loaf wanna join me?

by Flatline fister July 4, 2018