When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
by Filufiy June 18, 2019
by 69ingdudemonkey November 10, 2011
Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”
by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020
During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.
by Professor of Carnal Knowledge December 30, 2011
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
by Elemental Penis May 31, 2015
a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
by michael foolsley January 27, 2011
Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'
Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'
Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'
Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'
Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
by Dingo the Arsonist May 06, 2009