common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.

Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'

by Madcon February 27, 2016

Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

•talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~

Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...

by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 22, 2016

homophobic lesbian

Someone (preferable a women) who are disgusted by gay people but than turns around to makes out with their girlfriend.
There people usually just hate men in general.

Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all

Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?

Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly

Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021

Tinted-chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who leans toward the femme side of the butch or lipstick continuum (that dichotomy is totally arbitrary/not legit, but just for the sake of definition). Could defy “chapstick lesbian,” standards by wearing dresses more frequently or donning makeup more frequently. May have an equal number of pairs of pajama pants and lipsticks in her home. Might enjoy wearing makeup OR loungewear just as much. Not a lipstick lesbian because they do not NEED to wear a dress or makeup - still taking less than 20 minutes to get out the door.

I am a tinted-chapstick lesbian. You can pick me up for a hike and a martini bar in 15 minutes.

by tinted-chapstick-lesbian June 21, 2021

lesbianage

like espionage, but with lesbians

right, whores, time for so lesbianage

by sarah November 14, 2003

Frisch's lesbian

n. A normally straight woman who tends to exhibit certain lesbian qualities in the workplace.

Even though she has a boyfriend, Janet is totally a Frisch's lesbian because she tried coming onto me in the kitchen at work.

by xDrewB May 24, 2009

lesbian

A woman that is atracted emotionaly, and sexually to other women. The concept is the same no matter who you are atracted to. Romance, atration, sexual desire, the only difference is it is between two women.

Person #1: "I love you."
Person #2: "I love you."
Person #1: "I am so in love with you I want to jump in your bed with you right now."
Person #2: "I am waiting."

The concept is the same with or without implied genders; lesbian or not.

by Jax kitty April 16, 2006