Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang March 25, 2018

leather eater

A person who has a fetish for dirty feet.

It's obvious he's a leather eater - he has oozing cold sores.

by Wally's World February 25, 2016

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 22, 2011

Leather Rose

A leather rose is a synonym for an anus.

The woman moaned as her partner passionately performed fellatio on her leather rose.

by Mercom February 27, 2022

Fruit Leather

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather

by cyberwar March 02, 2018

fruit leather

a twink that got too old but never fully underwent twink death

he was so hot in high school... now he's kinda fruit leather but i'd still hit.

by twinkdef November 24, 2023

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018