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Crash Landing

An unkempt vagina. Excessive hair in the vaginal area. An explosion of hair in the lower private area of a woman. A landing strip gone wrong.
Turtle's friend: Yo man did you hook up with her yet?
Trurtle: Yeah duuuuude she had a hugeeeee crash landing!!!!! it looks like a jungle.
by GUiDeTtE PrInCesSx3 August 10, 2010
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Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.
In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"
by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015
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Ladies Night

The phrase used by guys to communicate to their girlfriend or FWB that the upcoming lovemaking session is all about their (the woman's) pleasure without any requirement or obligation for reciprocation. Typically this involves performing a combination of oral, digital, anal and/or vibratory stimulations to various erogenous zones in and around her pussy simultaneously, which places her on the big O plateau for a lengthy period of time, enabling multiple high-intensity orgasms.
My girlfriend got really excited when I told her this Thursday was Ladies Night, and completely focused on her pleasure!
by TallandThick May 31, 2016
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Union Landing

This is a large mall in Union City, CA. Locals refer to it as "The Landing" or "The Mall". However, individuals who do not pay attention or are from out-of-town refer to this mall's using its official name, "Union Landing".
by Ziegler1952 June 22, 2010
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Ladies Night

The phrase used by guys to communicate to their girlfriend or FWB that the upcoming lovemaking session is all about their (the woman's) pleasure without any requirement or obligation for reciprocation. Typically this involves performing a combination of oral, digital, anal and/or vibratory stimulations to various sensitive spots in and around her pussy simultaneously, which places her on the big O plateau for a lengthy period of time, enabling multiple high-intensity orgasms.
My girlfriend got really excited when I told her this Thursday was Ladies Night, and completely focused on her pleasure!
by TallandThick September 7, 2016
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The Ladies

A term used to refer to the unmeasurable quantity of women that worship and are consumed with lust for daTrevMan.

Origin: Olde English
Trevor hung out with The Ladies last night and got premium service.
by The Ladies July 15, 2004
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barenaked ladies

pretty much the greatest band in the world. they're not well-known in the USA but you havent heard music until you've herad BnL. (yes it is BnL, not BNL)
of course, for as unknown as they are in the USA they are extremely popular in Canada (where they were formed)
seriously, they could win a juneau just for farting in a microphone.
consists of:
Ed Robertson: Lead Guitar, Vocals
Steven Page: Vocals, Guitar
Jim Creeggan: bass
Tyler Stewart: Drums
Kevin Hearn: keyboard, guitar, accordion, whatever else they need. typically keyboard though
oh my god! Barenaked ladies is coming to our town this year! if i dont get tickets i'm going to die!!!!!!! theyre even better live. and i dont even understand how thats possible
by i love the ladiessss August 13, 2006
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