Landon

He got a nice booty. They also can make you laugh when you are feeling down. They enjoy big warm hugs.

Hey Landon what have you eaten today

by Karlz Disney April 16, 2020

landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Landon

Landon is a psycho path. He is very good at drawing. He has a best friend named eli. Eli has some anger issues. He dose not like his aunt and wants to throw her in a dich.He also might own a chamber where people he kills go.

Eli fuck u Landon fo fuck ur self

by Ihatelandon March 5, 2020

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

Landon

Landon is the most “hard” core gamer ever trash talks a lot loves his dog names snoopy enjoys Pokémon and talks a lot has a good personality and is a vibe

Omg it’s landon I want his dog

by Lincoln Murray November 20, 2020

Landon

Landon is the sexiest red head alive. He’s a fucking sex magnet. If you want a good time hit Landon up. He won’t disappoint.

All the girls want Landon, he gives it the best way.

by LiteralDeath November 23, 2020

Landon

Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.

Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.

by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020