Last Piece Syndrome

1) The occurrence of having one remaining piece of any given food substance at a table of multiple people. This "Last Piece" will be stared at and ogled, but never eaten until cold, as nobody wants to appear a pig.

Marsha: We have one piece of oreo pizza left.
Brendan: Yes, I can see that, you dumb ho.
Marsha: You can have it.
Brendan: No, I'm full, you go ahead and eat it.
Marsha: I'm full as well.
Brendan: How about we split it?
Steve: Actually, since you two are busy with Last Piece Syndrome, I'll go ahead and eat it myself.

by Pandaster September 11, 2009

lastnite.org

the gayest strokes site there is. you get banned for no good reason.

Damn, I was gonna go to lastnite.org to fuck around but I got banned.

by chauncey peppertooth April 18, 2004

loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009

Last Fry Syndrome

Also known as "LFS."

The medical condition which takes place immediately as you consume your last fast food french fry, which involves the instantaneous feeling of digestive failure as you place the last fry in your mouth.

Hungry friend: "Man, are you done with those fries??"

Fry Eater: "Yeah man, I just ate the las -- oh no...I'm getting some serious LFS!!!"

Hungry friend: "Dang, you got Last Fry Syndrome!"

by PJoBro December 8, 2009

last exit to brooklyn

An intensely, shockingly pure novel written by the vastly under appreciated writer, Hubert Selby Jr. such a bad-ass book; imagine aspects of fear and loathing mixed with the jerry springer show and naked lunch put to the soundtrack of the velvet underground.

person 1: i'm writing about last exit to brooklyn for my book review.

person 2: i've never heard of that.

by parkshark January 11, 2010

Last piece of gum

When the fact that you have gum becomes apparent and everyone within a mile's radius begins asking you for a piece, you use the excuse that you just gave out your last one or that you only have one left.

Sorry, that was my last piece of gum.

by Sudgeman October 3, 2011

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014