Lions

That fine ass you've been staring at and almost ready to pounce at.

Lions man, just...lions.

-Is it me or are there too many lions here?
-Its you man.

by Understandable Australian August 15, 2011

lions for lambs

(Phrase) Trading for the lesser of two evils, or the best possible outcome of a bad situation.

When my brakes went out i was going to hit the bus, but i traded lions for lambs when i ran over the guy on the bike instead.

I was going to hit my head but i put my hands out and traded lions for lambs by scraping them up instead of getting a concussion.

by Shawn Q December 13, 2007

Lions Mane

An untreated genital warts/HPV infection that's reached incredible mass in proportion to the rest of the penis. The warts - especially when emerging from beneath the foreskin appear as a "mane" - hence, Lions Mane to describe the condition.

Careful with those 5-dollar hoes, they'll probably give you Lions Mane.

by Big Don Griener May 8, 2006

Detroit Lions

They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.

As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".

I heard the Detroit Lions suck

by Pitero B February 7, 2022

linsay lohan

omg! scary much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can she stay with one hair color for a day? seriously
i mean i think she should stik with blonde cuz it gives an
excuse to be stoopid

you change your hair color more than linsay lohan?!

by Chiristi Elizebeth Meth June 3, 2007

Loint

A rare form of Pokemon, only obtained by a small group of people. Most don't even know it exists.

I went to check on my Loint today!

by luveyywurdgirll June 25, 2008

Linsanity

The craziness that is sweeping the nation.

Refers to Jeremy Lin of the NY Knicks and the amazing man he is.
The Jeremy Lin.
To Linfinity and Beyond.

afdhaf did you watch the game last night?
freaking linsanity bro

by Annabanana April 9, 2012