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nose load

When attempting to ejaculate on a person's face but the shot accidentally/purposefully goes into one or both of the nostrils thus causing a runny semen nose. This is also referred to as the mistaken angry dragon. When successfully attempted, sexual reward should be due.
I tried to finish on her face but accidentally gave her a nose load.
by Nose-lover February 9, 2018
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Dick Load

by Newyawk April 29, 2011
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 22, 2023
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Loaded Heels

Loaded heels almost always occur when you are wearing jeans and it is wet and/or raining outside. The bottom of each pant leg becomes damp, causing discomfort in the heel and ankle area, and causing the dampened areas of you jeans to rip over time.
-Aaron walked to school in the rain, and got loaded heels along the way.

Child 1: 'Did you walk to the sockhop last night?'

Child 2: 'Yeah, I did.'

Child 1: 'But it was raining, were your heels loaded?'

Child 2: 'Yeah bro, fully loaded. It was mad annoying.'

Child 1: 'I'm so sorry.'
by Dingo the Arsonist May 5, 2009
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load balancing

The act of spreading your load between multiple parties or items.
I performed a little load balancing between my two girls last night.

I performed a little load balancing with those guys last night from the bar.
by skootrscs January 21, 2011
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SWEET LOAD

When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.
I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!
by candygirl64801 July 6, 2010
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Save The Load

Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
by Elemental Penis June 2, 2015
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