Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)

Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.

by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025

ling xi

One and only beautiful girl

i am ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!

by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

Dump Ling

A group of people who enjoy the comedy stylings of Michael Che

“Hey, are you a fun of that guy Michael Che?”
“Me? No I am one of his Dump Lings”
“ Oh dude, weird flex by OK”

by Mmmmkay January 3, 2022

the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

adam ling

A bit of a pedophile who Goes to Hallmead school, very small cock

1:Ugh my dick went limp
2: Yeah my pussy is dry all of a sudden
Adam: Hey there kids *Rape*
1:oH BOI HERE IS AN adam ling

by meme boi 64 August 24, 2017