Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

ling

Short for Zergling, usually used in the phrase "ling rush" which is an early attack with Zerglings in a game of starcraft.

The guy's ling rush killed the n00b in no time. (See n00b)

by Ick October 19, 2003

ling

An abbreviation of the word "feelings". It is most commonly used in chat sessions such as MSN or AIM.

That woman hurt my lings after breaking up with me.

by Bigmac January 2, 2005

Ling Ling

Ling Ling Offensive racists slur used to describe a Asian woman who doesn’t speak English well and works at a nail shop.

Racists Bigot Evelyn Lozada from the reality tv show Baseball Wives referred to CeCe; an Asian woman as “Ling Ling” and called another cast member named OG; a black woman; a “Monkey”.

by Renee Sanders October 8, 2019

Half Ling

A person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white

Fred's mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling

by nrjforever March 4, 2010

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

Ling

A general asian who finds enjoyment from annoyance, guns, cars and stealing item as a gag or pranks

LING WHY IS THERE A TYRE IN MY TENT

by Armay March 23, 2017