Lack Of Penis (LOP)

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.

Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!

lack of penis (LOP)

by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011

crack-a-lackin

Happening, going on... what ever it is, it's the shizzle my nizzle!

Host: "We gonna keep this party crack-a-lackin all nizzle lizzle, my dizzle!"
Party guest: "Huh?"

by Doggy Fizzle May 10, 2003

Lacking

when someone has a very small penis

hey dude greg... you should get a penis pump cuz bro your lacking.

by CKarn February 21, 2007

crack-a-lackin

it's when you run out of drugs

"Hey man, break out the pipe."

"Sorry, bro, I'm crack-a-lackin

by Jewbacca August 13, 2003

lacken

OK.. i dont usually be mean like this but i gotta say that lacken is absolutely disgusting. everytime me and my friends look at their webshots we wanna cry. all we say is "ewwwww!!!" . YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN!! you know who u are, they are dirty dirty dirty whores who cake on the CVS orange makeup and who smoke cigerettes like its their job. CONGRATULATIONS LADIES! u smoke cigs! no one gives a shit and its fucken DISGUSTING! so pat yourself on the back for cancer. no one respects yall bc u walk around with shit out, stop frying your hair, stop wearing bad blush across your face, stop looking scary, stop fucking guys who graduated from Oakton like 3 years ago and now are attending NOVA wahoo!, and stop LACKEN bc it needs to end. i feel so sorry for u girls, but like the other person said. THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT! motherfuckers

i dont even need to put an example, everyone knows who they are and what the look like... this is so funny.. im sorry girls, but it is. Take this as an opportunity to change, b/c its needed and yall probably wouldnt have listend to us in any other way bc u wouldve thought we were "hating" on the LACKEN crew, well fuck that. you're ugly, PEACEE!!!

by president bush May 7, 2005

no lack of * for you

Used to point out when a person has a lot of a particular thing. The opposite of no * for you.

No lack of ugliness for dave!

by emilave January 15, 2003

lacking off

When your sack doesn't contain enough semen to splooge due to excessive masturbation.

I tugged on my dick for hours and kept lacking off

by OGBirdman69 September 22, 2013