kitchen feaver

when workig in a resturant in the kitchen all day, you become very easily assumsed, attempting to do anything to make the day seem more interesting.

when you see someone dancing to a gay song, you know they have kitchen feaver.

by Snoocher February 21, 2009

kitchen zen

The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.

It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!

by Dawgmum June 16, 2009

Kitchen Hawk

A person or creature who spends most of their time in or around the kitchen, searching for or "hawking" large amounts of any leftovers or recently cooked meals.

Someone ate my leftover chicken, I bet a kitchen hawk nabbed it.

by TheHawk1 February 22, 2010

kitchenade

Lemonade that was made in one's kitchen

Red prefers his kitchenade over Gatorade because it is home-made.

by MeLikesToSlurpThings November 19, 2009

kitchentuition

Intuition in the kitchen; magical ways with a sandwich and/or cutting board

Everyone knows that a plausible candidate for a wife must have kitchentuition.

by marywollstonecraft September 26, 2010

Kitchen Viper

She who crushes your soul, then wipes her hands off on her apron.

Well the old kitchen viper has spoken... said today that if I want to get a 2x10 combo, then something else has to go.

by pidulgi May 16, 2011

kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011