Charlie Kirked

When someone blows their load on your neck and fall backwards.

She bumped her head on the wall when she got Charlie Kirked

by I_goodcocks September 13, 2025

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Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

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Kirk

Slang for neck, comes from that bum Charlie Kirk getting neck tapped

Bro it’s been a minute, need some Kirk fr

by Best Based Lord October 10, 2025

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Kirked

To be shot in the neck.

Some bitch ahh got Kirked last night

by TTTAB November 9, 2025

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Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

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