King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

King Toe

Its the second toe on a human's foot. The toe next to the big toe. Many cases its the longest toe on the foot.

Kim likes to paint the nail on her king toe a different color than the other toenails.

by Coomdog January 1, 2017

King Pair

In cricket, to get out for two golden ducks in the two innings of one match, as opposed to a pair which is two ducks in the two innings. Can only occur in Five, Four or Three day matches in which both teams bat twice

Ever been dismissed for a King Pair?

by umpirestrikesback June 29, 2005

Bumscardian King

Known famously as the "Barbarian King" in clash of clans. He is known for destroying his opponents by just glancing at their eye.

Bro my Bumscardian King is destroying this base right now!

by onate January 18, 2019

condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

Sport of Kings

It is when you and your friends are going on a camping trip, and no one shits the entire trip. Then when you get back home you all weigh yourself before you shit, then weigh yourself after and whoever's shit weighs the most wins.

So we were playing the Sport of Kings on our 2 day FTX, and Bloggins won with a 5 pound log

by Kosst January 3, 2009

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017